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Spoiler
for Jaqen H'ghar
Abe: Hi, I'd like to hire an assassin.
JH: A man understands.
Abe: What?
JH: A man needs a name.
Abe: Which man?
JH: A man is wanting a death, a man needs a name.
Abe: Which man is wanting what? Hang on, I'm supposed to...okay, let's start again.
JH: A man agrees.
Abe: Which man are you talking about? Is this your boss or something?
JH: A man is asked for death, a man gives death.
Abe: Ok...so this other man is the actual assassin, and you're like an intermediary?
JH: A man is many things.
Abe: Which man? What things?Is it supposed to be this difficult? Is there someone else I should be talking to?
JH: A man needs to know who needs death.
Abe: Eh...okay, I want my boss killed.
JH: A man needs a name.
Abe: You're not kidding me. I thought you were just being all mysterious to add to your boss' aura.
JH: A man does not understand.
Abe: Well, tell him from me that I'm fucking confused myself. I thought you people were supposed to do this kind of thing all the time. I brought money.
JH: A man needs the name of the man's boss.
Abe: Your boss? Wait, do you mean my boss or your boss?
JH: A man has a boss.
Abe: Look, this is getting a little fucking obscure, mate.
JH: A man needs clarification.
Abe: Wait....do you mean YOU!?!? You've been talking about yourself this whole fucking time?!?!? All this "a man shit" has been you referring to yourself in third person?
JH: A man understands.
Abe: Not really, pal. Why don't you talk right? I've just come here to hire an assassin to kill my boss. Isn't that what you people do?
JH: A man needs a name.
Abe: A man needs a fucking predicate. Is this some kind of set-up? Are you trying to get me on tape or something?
JH: A man is confused.
Abe: A man is damned confusing. See, how do you like it? What if everyone walked around talking like you? Are you afraid of being subject specific? Don't you waste a lot of time having pointless conversations about 'a man' when you could be earning coin killing people? Or is this how you kill them, by making their heads explode trying to understand what the fuck you're talking about?
JH: A man needs to calm down.
Abe: A man needs a fucking drink. A man is out of here, and I'm fucking going with him. Holy crap, can someone point me to an ordinary fucking assassin around here? I was willing to let the 2-tone hair go, but this guy's too much. I don't even want to imagine how long settling on a fucking price would take. Maybe they just talk to you until the victim dies of old age, and then collect? A man is a fucking con artist. Shit, now he's got me talking like this.
JH: A man is next.
Ben: What?
(to be continued)
by:
James Arryn in a forum of ice and fire
a man lol'd until his stomach hurts after reading this..
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